what he said and what she heard!

saturday morning we were down at the property. (chet and tiff brought their trailer down to park for the summer). it was a pretty day ~ a little cool, but okay with a jacket on. we were trying to get donnie up to go for a ride with us (he was sacked out on the couch, trying to get caught up on his sleep). anyway, we sent kendyl in to try to persuade him (you know how grammpa's have a soft spot for their grandkids) and we figured she would be able to get him up. she came back to the door and said, "grammpa said, he has CRABS and he feels EXPLODED!". (he was being a smart alec ~ surprise, surprise!!!), and what he said was, "he had CRAMPS and he felt BLOATED!"