the millioin dollar question!

what do a white down comforter

"dreyer's fruit bars"

the middle of the night

and

popsicle sticks hidden in my bed


have in common?

let me relate a little story to you and maybe you will figure it out on your own.

...one morning, as i was making our bed, i threw all of the blankets off onto the floor ~ (i do this every morning!) ~ then i straightened the sheets all nice and neat, and when it came time for the comforter, i noticed something red on the carpet. what?? it kind of looked like a strawberry? i didn't have my glasses on (so it could have been anything for all i knew!), so i wasn't sure. i went over, picked it up, looked... looked again, smelled it ~ yep! it was a strawberry! where did it come from? puzzled, i took care of the mess and then continued to make the bed. i pulled the comforter up onto the bed... AND now i am NOT a "happy homemaker"!

more strawberries! all over my WHITE down comforter! but wait! there's more... a popsicle stick was right in the middle of the strawberries. these strawberries were at one time, a frozen fruit bar! okay... donnie has this little ritual that he goes thru EVERY night (at least once, sometimes more) he gets up, goes to the freezer, collects a "dreyer's fruit bar" (or 2... or 3), then comes back into bed to eat them. well... this time, he actually fell asleep eating his "dreyer's strawberry fruit bar" and it melted all over my comforter! YES! and it has happened more than once ~ and to add insult to injury ~ every time i make the bed, still to this very day, i find popsicle sticks stuck between the box springs and mattress or on the inside of the bed frame.~~~

sooo now, do you have the answer? if you have guessed...............

"DONNIE"

you are absolutely positively right!